Alpha male podcasts are really silly when you think about it; if you're letting another man tell you how to think and act haven't you already failed step 1 right out of the gate?
Previous post died, so I made a Ko-fi goal page so it's easier to follow track of donations/commissions. We're 1/5th of the way there, and this old boy isn't going to hold on for much longer. You can also donate directly to my P*yp*l, if you prefer.
Please help me continue to have the means to work and edit, which is necessary for survival and keeping afloat in our capitalist hellscape of a society. Every dollar helps. Thank you. I appreciate you all so much more than you'll ever know. 🥹❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💖🤍🤎🖤
omfg i forgot that i never showed tumblr my greatest achievement. my pride and joy, my pi-ass de résistance
if you reblog this i am kissing you on the mouth. no that is not negotiable. we are in love now. we are dating. we are planning the wedding. i will be with you on your wedding night
Zelda: “Link! You must find me!”
Link: “Uh yeah, one second babe. I’m kinda busy.”
Zelda: “Busy doing what!?”
Link:
Link: “Jump party.”
Zelda: Gods Link is probably disgusted at my inability to do my job. He probably thinks i'm wasting time just working on sheikah technology. I don't care. I really don't anymore.
Link, writing on his journal while kicking his feet: the princess looked at me today. She was very pretty today!!!











